Sunday, June 24, 2012

Dear Austin St

     Tomorrow we are officially leaving little Austin St.  On Saturday, John, the mailman, knocked on our door to give us the boxes to send our cable boxes back in.  I guess he recognized what they were, so he asked if we were getting rid of Verizon and I told him about our move to California.  He seemed genuinely sad to see us go and commented on how he hadn't seen our change of address form come through.  I realized that is not the standard mailman interaction.  I have never been able to pick my mailman out of a lineup let alone have almost daily conversations with them.  So it got me thinking about all the little quirks about Austin St that make it so dear to my heart.
     John is high on that list.  We spend a lot of time in our front yard, so we see him at least once a week I would guess.  I should specify that we don't have mail boxes on the street so John walks to everyone's house.  We have a mail slot on our door that he just tosses the mail through on to the floor.  This seems to bother him cause he's always apologizing for it.  One Saturday during football season Caleb was sitting on the front porch with the door open watching a football game while the kids rode their bikes.  John came by and hung out for about half an hour and watched the game with him.  When Joe was just starting to walk John walked around the corner and said hi to Joe then stopped and said, "Man, that boy looks just like his daddy."  Which he does, anyone who has met my boys once can see that, but whose mailman knows that?
    Joann is also very high on this list.  Joann works at TWU and drives a little red scooter to work.  She's a beautiful woman with flowing white hair and a huge smile.  That's right she's our Austin St grandma on a scooter.  She used to park her scooter on the street in front of our house and one day I witnessed her scooter being backed into.  The girl appeared to leave a note, but it turns out it just had her phone number on it and she never answered the phone.  That's the day I officially met Joann.  Her scooter was damaged so that she couldn't drive it home, so I gave her a ride and we were friends from then on.  We also told her to just park in our driveway cause it was the 2nd time her scooter had been knocked over on the street.  If we were outside when she got done with work she would sit on the porch with me and watch the kids.  She quickly adopted us as her own and hugged me three different times when she came by to tell us goodbye.
    The next person on my list is Triathlon Girl.  The rest of these people we have named ourselves cause we've never officially met them, but see them often enough to feel like we know them.  Triathlon Girl is this super fit little bit of a girl who we always see running or biking.  We just assume she also swims and thus must be a triathlete.  She's legit too, I've only ever seen her sprinting.  Granted she lives 3 houses down from us, so we see her at the beginning and end of her workout, but I like to believe she sprints the whole time.  A couple months ago I'm pretty sure I majorly creeped her out.  We were walking back from the Rozell's and she was in her front yard with her dog in a skirt and t-shirt.  I've only ever seen her in workout clothes so as we got close and said hello I added, "you look cute today!" She gave me a weird look, and I realized she's usually sprinting by me as I sit in the shade on my porch.  She probably has never seen my face that well and thinks I am a stalker of some sort.  I awkwardly added, "I'm used to seeing you in workout clothes running by the house."  She gave me a polite smile, but I'm not sure she put together who I was.
     Next up, Figaro.  Figaro lives diagonally from us.  He likes to stand on his porch and play the accordion and he sings in this beautiful baritone voice.  I don't know if it's the distance and we can't understand him or what, but it sounds like he's singing Italian operas.  We've sat out there and listened to him sing many a night.  He also serves as the cheering squad for our front yard baseball games.  He's a discerning fan though, only cheering for really good hits that make it all the way across the street.
     And last but not least there's Safari Santa.  When the weather is nice, between 3 and 4 in the afternoon Safari Santa rides his bike down the street.  He wears one of those tan hard safari hats, and his long white hair and beard blow out behind him in the wind.  He has rosy red cheeks and always makes sure to wave really big at the kids.  I'm not completely convinced that Santa doesn't summer in Denton.
   I'm tired, so I'm not gonna check my grammar or spelling.  I'm just waiting for the washer to finish so I can put the last load of laundry I will do in this house into the dryer and then I'm off to bed.  Goodnight, sweet Austin St.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Bouncing is Fun

We had our final soiree this morning at Jumping for Fun.  Basically a warehouse filled with bounce houses.  In an hour everyone was exhausted, impressively sweaty, and ready for pizza and cake!


Mason and Blythe

Mason coming down the pirate ship

These three all came tumbling down in a pile

Baby Claire watching the action

Big Claire doing a very graceful belly slide.

Phyllis and Mattie sliding.

Blythe and Isabella

Tate thought it was fun too!

Valera and Cade, V is enjoying herself a bit more than Cade.

Daddy and the half birthday babies taking one last slide.

The party people.

We are going to miss all our sweet friends and family more than words could express.  Thanks to everyone for coming out and bouncing with us!  We love you all!

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Swim Lessons

     The last 2 weeks Blythe, Joe, and I have been taking swim lessons at the Civic Center pool just around the corner.  Blythe and Joe rode their bikes every morning which is a big accomplishment for all of us.  They were both pretty nervous going into it, but did great and got rave reviews on their end of class evaluations.  

Here's Blythe patiently waiting her turn with her class...
This is Mr. Tim (who Blythe called Timmy the whole time, I don't know if he told them to do that or she just decided that on her own).  She's preparing for her big trick...

Going under water!!!!

Then kicking back to the step, but she wanted to make sure I saw her.

Here's Joe with his teacher Mr. Jake.  I went with Joe to his class so he actually had little to do with Mr. Jake, but was kind enough to take a picture with him anyway.  Joe is excellent at kicking and scooping as long as you keep his face far far away from even acting like it might in anyway go under water.
 Highly successful 2 weeks.  Gave us something to do that didn't involve moving, and both kids are much more comfortable in the water.  An enthusiastic 2 thumbs up!

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

It's been a long day...

    With the unexpected addition of the Range Rover, we became a 3 car family.  Today, we went all the way down to 1 and miraculously made it back up to 3 by 8pm!

    Come June 25th a giant 18 wheeler will be picking up all our worldly possessions and then we will load up in the Highlander and drive the 1200 miles to Santa Clara, CA.  In preparation for this journey we are getting everything tuned up, so at 1pm today we dropped it off (the Highlander) to get the front brakes redone.  We made it all the way back to Austin St before Caleb remembered he was supposed to pick up the Range Rover which had been dropped off 3 days earlier to have the transmission looked at.  It got rave reviews and a clean bill of health so was ready for pick up.  We dropped Caleb off and the kids and I headed home for naps.  After about 20 minutes (the shop was 5 minutes away) I started to wonder about him.  Every time I called his phone went straight to voice mail.  No answers from texts or emails. He was MIA.
    Trying not to panic, I just packed a couple boxes, got all the utilities on either end of this shindig set up, and kept calling his phone with no answer.  About 4:15 I got a call from an unknown number which I answered.  Usually, as I'm sure most of you know, I would screen the crap out of that, but with all the insurance, landlords, utility companies, etc. calling me these days I've given up and just started answering.  Lo' and behold, it's young Caleb Johnson.  The Range Rover didn't make it 100 yards down the road before the battery died.  Died as in can't be jumped, died.  Much like Mr. Johnson's cell phone which had also died leaving him stranded.
    Caleb had been negotiating his way through a borrowed cell phone, recruited 2 volunteers to push the Rover from one gas pump to another (one of which had their own broken down car), and even cashed in a dollar for quarters for a mysterious pay phone that everyone swore existed, but which was never found.  The borrowed cell phone called a tow truck that never showed up (and turned out was never dispatched). He eventually convinced the receptionist at the company next door to let him borrow the phone to call me.  The babies and I showed up around 4:30 to pick him up in the only working vehicle on the Johnson books.
    We headed to Walmart to buy a new battery.  We headed home for about an hour before the shop called to say the Highlander was ready for pickup.  Off we went again to pick up another car, this time everyone made it home for dinner and Caleb even stopped off to change the battery in the Range Rover which then started up like nothing had happened.  We had some dinner and then.... loaded up one last time to retrieve the last of our vehicular arsenal.  This time we followed Caleb and the Rover home, just in case.
    Needless to say, Caleb has had a very long day, and is now hard at work doing his day job after spending the day in the parking lot of Racetrac awkwardly approaching strangers.  We survived, but are both kind of in panic mode about the size of our to do list vs. the time we have to get things done.  Did I mention Caleb leaves Sunday and doesn't come back until Thursday??
    I will end with the phrases I've said 1000 times in the last 3 weeks... Awesome.  It's gonna be fine :)


Monday, May 28, 2012

Clouds in the Johnson House

I apologize, this is gonna be kind of gross...
You know how kids like to lie in the grass and watch clouds float by declaring what they look like?  Well... Blythe likes to do that with her brother's bowel movements.  She declared the latest one to look like a crayon, and, I'm not gonna lie, she was right.  It looked just like a crayon.

In other news, we're about a month from California.  Our renters have signed the lease, we had a garage sale and donated everything that was left, we've sold or pawned off on family all the other stuff we're not taking, and this week Caleb should sign a lease for an apartment in California with the 3 finalists AKA the only ones available :)

So come June 26thish we'll be hitting the road for Cali.  That's right, we're driving to California now.  So if you know of anything fun to do along the way... giant ball of yarn, beard of bees, world's biggest thimble... you let me know.  I'm gonna want to see that.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

So it begins...

That's right you are looking at packed boxes.  Today marks 2 months from California and it was also my first day of being pretty bummed about this whole adventure.

We had a great weekend in which we saw about half the people that we love.  Friday night we had dinner with our sweet friends from down the street, then Saturday morning we went to Finn's 5th birthday party.  It was a super hero olympics and Blythe had a blast.  The kids spent Saturday night with their grandparents, and then Sam and Caitlyn brought them back Sunday afternoon and stayed for dinner.  Yesterday we went to the zoo with Jillian and Isabella.  It just kind of hit me that soon all those people won't just be a phone call and a car ride away.  Plus I took everything off the walls today so it really is starting to look like we don't live here anymore.  Sad day.

On the bright side, I think we found someone to rent the house, keep Sasquatch, and move us to California!

Friday, April 20, 2012

The Genius of Joe Joe

I was trying to find a photo that showed a little bit of the mastermind that is Joe, and this was the best one I could find.  I apologize for my awkward early morning self in the background.  I don't know if I've ever explained on here why he always looks like a pirate in pictures, but we taught him to wink and so now he does it in all pictures.  The more we tell him to smile the bigger the wink gets.

We got home a little late tonight and were trying to do a quick bath and then to bed.  We went for a man on man defense, Caleb took Joe and I had Blythe.  When I went to get B's pajamas from their room Caleb and Joe were wrestling a bit trying to get the diaper on.  Joe was already giggling.  A minute later, when I'm putting on B's pajamas, I hear Caleb yell, "HEY!" and Joe give a squeal of delight that words can't describe as he goes streaking by the bathroom door butt nekkid.  Apparently, Joe had just given his dad the ole bob and weave by saying, in his sweetest little 2 year old voice, "I wanna hold you," and then going in to lay his head on Caleb's shoulder at which point, when Caleb tried to hug him, he turned and sprinted in the other direction.  He got a full 2 laps around the house before we could stop laughing long enough to chase him down.  I don't know if I should be proud or extremely scared of the years ahead of us with this boy.